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[Dummy]

My wife and I are in the middle of WWIII. The bottom line is: she told me that if I throw one more towel on the floor after my shower — I'm dead. She's sick of a husband who holds the Guinness record as a world class slob, she said, who generates enough wash to keep a laundry in business. This could be amusing to some, but trust me, my wife isn't laughing. I can go to the local YMCA or shower three times with one towel, she suggested.

Look, I like coming home every night with dinner on the table waiting for me — I need to solve this. We have a fan in the bathroom. Suppose I kept the towel off the floor and hung it on the towel bar to dry overnight — would that work? Unhappily, my towel bar is only 24" wide while my towel is 27" wide. I'd have to fold it to make it fit — would it still dry? When I volunteered this observation to my wife, she brushed an imaginary tear from her eye, raised an imaginary violin to her shoulder, and played an imaginary dirge with her imaginary bow.

How am I going to fix this?

[mrscleannw]

Hello and Welcome to Mrs. Clean's Forum:
You have quite a dilemma on your hands, but it is quite common! I can advise you that you can either replace the towel bar with a longer one so that you do not have to fold your towel; or, it should dry overnight (if it is not saturated with with water). Either way, it will dry better than throwing your towel on the floor and it will be easier than replacing you wife!
Good luck!
Mrs. Clean